Monthly Archives: October 2011

Words: Eaten

Day 63 | $35,083 paid | $55,634 till freedom

Ugh. I hate eating my words, but it looks like I’ll probably end up doing that here. After getting back from a ridiculously awesome weekend in Asheville, NC watching my two good friends get married and hanging out with the whole crew for two unforgettable nights, I don’t think I can refuse to go to Faith and Luke’s wedding in Chicago in April.

Watching Natalie and Navneet exchange vows was completely moving. The ceremony took place outdoors at a ranch. The bride, seated next to her father, rolled up to the ceremony in a white, horse-drawn carriage. A river ran behind the arbor where the two exchanged their vows, and a small waterfall slightly upstream provided some complementary audio to the wedding songs. The sun setting behind the foothills brought out the oranges and reds on the leaves of the tall trees surrounding the small ceremony. And as Natalie and Navneet kissed for the first time as a married couple, a flock of geese flew by overhead and honked their well wishes. I was touched, thankful I was wearing dark sunglasses, and realized then and there that I could not miss a similar moment in Faith and Luke’s lives.

Total costs for this trips (excluding the flight) comes to $178.

  • Gift – $50
  • Food and drinks - $80
  • Rental car - $35 (after split)
  • Parking – $13 (after split)

Total: $178

The best financial story from the entire weekend occurred today. My buddy, Khalid, got his tickets earlier than the rest of the group, and due to reasons I still don’t completely understand, he decided to fly into Greensboro, NC instead of Asheville, which is 3 hours away. I felt bad for the guy–and this was pre-NMHD–so I decided to fly into Greensboro with him and split the cost of a rental car. Roadtrip!

Fast forward to today. Our flight left at 11:20 AM on Sunday from Greensboro, so if we wanted to arrive at the recommended 60 minutes prior to departure, we had to leave at around 7 to drive the three hours, fuel up the car, return the car, and get our tickets and go through security. That’s already cutting it quite close, and it’s easier said than done, especially since the house where I was staying was the designated spot for the after-party. As the reception was drawing to a close at around 11 PM on Saturday, we transferred the kegs and liquor to our house, cranked the tunes, and had a pretty wild party till about 3 AM on Sunday morning.

I woke up to my alarm at 6:45 AM and looked around for Khalid in the very quiet, very dark house to make sure he was rolling. I shined a flashlight on each sleeping body. No sign of him, but his clothes were scattered all about. I called his cell three times and got his voicemail each time. I assumed he was in the other house–I had seen him talking to one of the bridesmaids the night before and…well…

I got packed and then looked for the car keys for the rental car. Due to somebody’s (not mine) drunken antics from the night before, the keys were nowhere to be seen. I sprinted over to the other house in the 29-degree morning, stormed into the house, found Khalid sawing logs, and woke him up. He was completely belligerent and asked me why I was waking him up at three in the morning. I told him to focus and that we would miss our flight if we didn’t hurry.

I’ll fast-forward here–we eventually found the keys, got Khalid packed, and took off at 7:30. Now, with my driving record, I was in no position to speed, but Khalid assured me he was still drunk, so that meant I had to drive. I put the cruise control at five over and left it there. Good thing, too, because we passed not one, but two speed traps on our way to the airport.

We arrived at the airport street entrance at 10:20. We had an empty tank, and I had passed a couple of gas stations when I exited the freeway seven miles ago, but I had wanted to get as close to the airport as possible before stopping for gas. It turned out that those gas stations were the nearest ones available, so we had to make a game-time decision: pay the inflated rental car company fuel cost, or spend about 20 minutes fueling up on our own and potentially miss our flight.

Khalid told me he didn’t think that rental car companies put a premium on fuel, and that we should just drop the car off.  A part of me wanted to drive 90 mph to the gas station and fuel up, while the other part of me wanted to wring Khalid’s neck for making us late. I was extremely frustrated because I felt so completely out of control at the expense that was about to hit me. I came to the logical conclusion that it would be better to make our flight than to miss it because of my thrifty nature.

We parked the car as the attendant walked up, and the conversation went something like this:

Me: Good morning.
Attendant: Hey there.
Me: How much is your fuel?
Attendant: $5.17.
Me: See, Khalid? I told you. It’s ludicrous!
Khalid: Wait, how much is it?
Me: $5.17.
Khalid: A GALLON?!?
Me: Yeah, dude.
Attendant: It’s okay.
Me: What do you mean?
Attendant: It’s okay.
Me (in complete disbelief, some confusion, and just going along with it anyway): It’s cool?
Attendant: Yeah, it’s cool.
Me: Seriously?
Attendant: Yeah.
Me: You are an angel! Thank you so much.

The attendant than took her mobile credit card processing unit, confirmed the rental car charge with Khalid–$70–and told us to have a good day.

We paid $0 for fuel all weekend long for a savings of ~$60. That being said, Khalid is going to watch his credit card charges online for a week just to make sure we’re in the clear. We’re still not sure that “It’s okay” and “It’s cool” mean we don’t have to pay for gas. 

Also, we rented a Buick Regal–a premium car–for only $70 for three days thanks to Khalid’s dominance on Priceline as well as some haggling at the rental car desk.

Truly fantastic.

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Progress Report: Month 2

Day 59 | $35,083 paid | $55,634 till freedom

The dust from my financial activities in fiscal October (Sep 26 — Oct 25) has settled, and here’s where I stand:

  • Starting Cash: $3,500
  • Starting Student Debt: $59,267
  • Income: $6,698
  • Expenses (including regular loan payments): $3,698
  • Debt Paid Down (excluding interest): $3,633
  • Ending Debt: $55,634
  • Ending Cash: $3,500
  • Total Assets: $63,885
  • Total Liabilities: $55,634
  • Net Worth: $8,251

Predicted student debt at end of June 2012 (i.e., delta to goal): $5,759

First Thoughts
I contributed $3,633 to debt in October, equivalent to 54% of my income. This was done through sacrifice. This was done by saying NO.

Quite frankly, I was frustrated and disappointed by all of the comments I got on my last post from people encouraging me to fly out to Michigan for Christmas and to attend my friends’ wedding in Chicago.

I know the commentors meant well and had only my best interests at heart, but dammit, people, this is exactly what got the country into the current debt crisis. We don’t know how to say no. We don’t know how to sacrifice. We don’t know how to suffer a little. As Mad Magazine once said, “The only reason a great many American families don’t own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.” I can think of 101 reasons to go home for Christmas and to go to my friends’ wedding, and the comments captured many of those reasons: “ten months is an arbitrary timeline”, “once-in-a-life-time event”, “can be done on the cheap,” etc. 

The bottom line is that I set a goal, and unlike the complete idiots illustrated by the chart below, I will do the needful, and to a large extent, I’ll do it no matter what, as long as it’s legal/ethical/moral. I will not be swayed by an over-commercialized holiday or the Hallmark-generated hoopla of nuptials.

And for those of you who still don’t understand me, let me throw you a bone: this mission I’m on is not rational to begin with, so don’t expect completely rational decisions from me. Expect focus–maniacal, and maybe even admittedly myopic focus.

Assessment of Cost and Revenue Initiatives
I want to take a moment to assess–in terms of wins and losses–how I’m tracking to my cost-cutting and revenue-increasing initiatives that I laid out in Brass Tacks.

Cost-Cutting Initiatives

  • Debt Snowball – WIN — I’m down to one loan at $818 a month. I have $239 ($53 + $186) in my debt snowball.
  • Entertainment - LOSS – I budgeted $50/mo and had been trending at $1,400/mo in entertainment at a time when I was budgeted for $850/mo prior to NMHD. For October, I came in at $157, which is not bad considering $100 of it included a four-day trip to Ann Arbor and a three-day trip to Rochester, MI.
  • Stop 401k – WIN – I was banking on an extra $550/mo, and I got $575 in October.
  • Groceries – WIN – I tried to trim my budget from $330/mo to $280, and $276 is where I landed for October. Once again, I didn’t actually change my shopping behavior to make this happen, so it was probably just a function of not buying any non-regular items like razor blade cartridges or contact lens solution that tend to inflate the grocery bill.
  • Car Fuel – WIN – I budgeted $160/mo, had been trending at $225 prior to NMHD, and I came in at $160 for October. I’m using more discretion when it comes to taking long trips, and since my cars were parked for two weekends while I was out of town, I naturally used less gas.
  • Electricity – LOSS – I budgeted $68/mo, and I came in at $97. I have since updated the budget to spend $100 per month since the roommates are adding to the energy consumption and that won’t be changing in the future.
  • Lunch at Work – WIN – I budgeted for $0/mo, hoping to cut out out my one weekly lunch out. I spent $0 in October. My suppliers at work paid for a couple of lunches out, which was great.
  • Dry Cleaning – WIN – I budgeted $20/mo and had been trending at $40. I came in at $0. My slacks didn’t get too wrinkled this month, and they passed the sniff test.
  • Automotive – WIN – I’ve budgeted $200 for a couple of oil changes and miscellaneous things, and I spent $0 in October.
  • Medical – LOSS – I’ve budgeted $10 for the next ten months to spend on a co-pay for my physical, but I forgot to budget $10 for a flu shot, which I got in October.
  • Clothing – WIN – I’ve budgeted $0 for clothes and didn’t buy any in October.
  • House Maintenance and Repairs – WIN – I budgeted $100 for three exterminator appointments during the next ten months. I spent $103 on the exterminator in October. 

I did spend $135 on non-categorized, non-budgeted items, but this was primarily for the $132 driving surcharge.

Water — LOSS — This was not a  cost-cutting initiative, and I budgeted $55/month. However, I’ve been spending around $105/month due to the drought and my roommates. Like I did with electricity, I’ve updated the budget to $100/month since I don’t see this cost declining in the future.

Revenue-Increasing Initiatives

  • RSUs – June timeframe; no comment
  • Raise – LOSS — I originally budgeted a 10% raise for an extra $500/mo net of tax beginning in October. I got the new job/promotion but at only a 6% raise. I have adjusted the budget to reflect a $330 upside in October and beyond, but due to administrative delays, this raise has not hit my paycheck yet.
  • Tax Return – April timeframe; no comment
  • Bonus – May timeframe; no comment
  • Landscaping Biz – WIN – I netted $379 for the landscaping job Michael and I did in October. I was expecting $0 income, and I’m continuing to expect $0/month–all revenue from this biz will be pure upside and will go to working the ~$6k delta to goal down.
  • Roommate – WIN – I estimated $450/mo for Sarah and $0 for John since he’s leaving at the end of November and he already paid the month as part of his first month/last month initial rent payment.

November Outlook

Cost Challenges

  • Entertainment @ $50/month

I’m flying out to Ashville, NC for a wedding and will be gone Friday through Sunday. The hotel will be free and so will the open bar and dinner at the wedding, but that’s about it. I’m giving a gift of $50.

Revenue Challenges
I’ll need to find a replacement roommate in November for December onwards. All revenue from the landscaping business is incremental, so it’s not a challenge by definition.

Final  Thoughts
All in, I spent $458 more than I should have (primarily due to entertainment, driving surcharge, electricity, and water), and I made $48 more than I expected thanks to the landscaping job, so I paid down $419 less than I wanted to in October.

Because of over-spending in  September and October,  I am $1,070 behind my original debt pay-down plan.

After adjusting the projected budget for $100/month of electricity and $100/month of water through the remaining eight months, as well as the removal of my $600 Christmas travel  budget, I am looking at a gap to my debt pay-off in June of $5,759. To put that in perspective, it was $5,453 at the end of September. Despite the sacrifices, I’m going in the wrong direction.

The full ten-month outlook is below and located here. Note that you’ll probably have to click on the image below twice–once to open, a second time to zoom in.

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No Santa This Year

Day 56 | $31,450 paid | $59,267 till freedom

I got back from Detroit a little while ago where I had an outstanding time at my cousin’s wedding. I was so glad to be a part of it all. The wedding was great and the reception was a blast. I leveraged the open bar (much to my parents’ chagrin), I smoked cigars with my uncle, dad, and cousin (brother of the bride), I danced with the bride, bridesmaids, my sister, and my mom, and I got to see a lot of family members that I hadn’t seen since I was in town last December. It was great to catch up, and I’m glad I bought the plane tickets before I started NMHD.

All in, I spent $90. 

  • $21 — parking
  • $50 — wedding gift (Mom supplied the card–thank you!)
  • $19 — drinks

Total: $90

As far as those drinks go…I did break down and meet up with a girl from my hometown whom I randomly met in Austin a few weekends ago when she was here on vacation. It was bizarre–my  buddy and I were at a bar here in Austin and we walked over to a table of girls just to say hello. They happened to be from the same town where I went to high school and were on vacation visiting a friend from college who had recently moved to Austin. One of the girls and I hit it off, so I looked her up when I went back home. We went to Rochester Mills Brewery and had a great time, but given the distance, I doubt it has legs. That being said, money well spent; you never know…

No More Travel
The trip to Ann Arbor a few weekends ago, this past weekend’s trip, and next weekend’s trip to see my friends get married are all trips that really would not have happened if I had been doing NMHD at the time I purchased the tickets. The fact that I have enjoyed the two trips so immensely makes it that much harder to say this: After next weekend’s trip, I’m on travel lockdown until my student debt is paid off.

And I decided this past weekend that the travel lockdown also applies to holiday travel.

I’ve been checking out flights to Michigan that align with Christmas and my week of vacation, but they’re all pretty high–right around $500–and I’ve been thinking about how practical it would be to use that $500 and probably $30+ in parking to pay off my student loans instead of flying out to see my family during the holidays.

I’m rationalizing this decision by viewing a potential December trip not as a “holiday” trip, but as a chance to see my family. And since I got to see everybody at the wedding–literally everybody–that I would be seeing in two months anyway, it doesn’t make sense to spend the money twice. Obviously, there’s something magical about the holidays and it’s a time meant for families etc. etc., but practically speaking, it doesn’t make sense to spend that money right now given that I just saw everybody. 

I’m not happy about the decision and it’s an uncomfortable one for me to make, especially since I’m not the only one affected. This isn’t a victimless decision like skipping a meal at the airport and flying home hungry. This decision also affects my mom, my dad, and my sister, my aunts and uncles, my grandma, my cousins–all of the people who will miss me during Christmas. I think I feel more bad for them than I do for myself.

This decision just goes to confirm that this time of my life can best be described as “The Period of Sacrifice.” This isn’t a sustainable lifestyle and it’s not meant to be.  While 10 months feels like a marathon right now, in the grand scheme of things, it truly is a sprint in what I hope is a life that lasts 80+ years. So I’ll miss one Christmas–big deal! I can always fly out in July if I get my debt paid off  by then.

Unfortunately, my ten-year high school reunion is on the 23rd of December, so I’ll be missing that, too. No, the irony is not lost on me. Some people might see this as my chance to share the news of Harvard with friends I haven’t see in years. Instead, I’ll be sitting at home while my old friends reminisce and gossip because I’m too poor to pay for the trip!

Speaking of being too poor for trips, I got a save-the-date from my good friends’ wedding in Chicago at the end of April, and the travel lockdown will apply to that, too. I’ve known Luke and Faith for a couple of years now and they’re an awesome couple to hang out with. They’re extremely generous and often host pool parties at their house for our group of friends. Given the generosity they’ve shown me in the past and the fact that we have a large group of mutual friends, this will be a very epic wedding that will be very painful to miss. Unfortunately, my RSVP will have to be of the negative sentiment.

On a related note, I received an invitation to my friend’s “Co-Ed” baby shower in the middle of November. I’ll be skipping this, too, as I don’t want to spring for a gift.

It’s funny. I almost get sick to my stomach realizing that I’ll be missing out on huge, once-in-a-life-time events like the Luke-Faith wedding, but a part of me doesn’t feel as bad for missing Christmas. I think that’s only because I just got back from being at home for the weekend, and the holidays aren’t one-time events. However, I imagine that when Christmas does roll around and I have an entire week of  mandatory vacation and all my friends have left the city to be with their families, I’m going to find myself extremely homesick.

Frankly, this whole “missing stuff” is starting to suck. Everybody was talking about “Moneyball” this and “Drive” that over the weekend. I consider myself a movie buff and always have an opinion on these matters. I couldn’t say anything, though, because I haven’t seen a movie since I visited my sister in Chicago a couple of months ago.

Materialism…or Passion?
This is something that I’ll probably continue to come back to a lot during the next eight months. While I used to be extremely materialistic at one point in my life, a large part of me is sure that I’m over it, but another part of me isn’t quite sure, and yet another part wonders if I just have a passion for quality rather than materialism, and that’s why–besides my Aldo shoes–I tend to pay on the higher side of the scale for things rather than the lower.

What got me thinking about this dynamic is the story of somebody that came up in conversation this past weekend. As I alluded to in the last post, my dad has a Ferrari. He’s a Ferrari freak, and he’s wanted one for…well, his entire life, I think. Anyway, he finally got one not too long ago, and we drove it to a “car guy” event out in Birmingham, MI over the weekend. It was basically a bunch of car fanatics who park their cars–mostly exotics–in a parking lot at and just talk cars all Saturday morning long. My dad attends it regularly since, as he puts it, it gives him “the discipline to drive both the Ferrari and Porsche regularly so that they’re not inactive for longer than they should be.”

To be plucked out of my miserly lifestyle in Austin and plopped down in this environment definitely made my head spin a little.

One guy at the event, I can’t remember his name so I’ll call him Ronald, told my dad and me and some other guys the story of a man in Switzerland who works as a surgeon and also owns several large rental properties. I’ll call this guy Francois. One day, Ronald was admiring Francois’s collection of 40+ exotic cars, and Francois asked him for help starting his Ferrari Berlinetta Boxer, the battery of which had died. That’s right–despite owning millions of dollars’ worth of cars, the dude had no idea where the battery on his Ferrari was located nor how to use jumper cables to start it. Anyway, Ronald made short work of finding the battery and jumper cables and fired the beautiful Boxer up tout de suite.

In appreciation, Francois let him test-drive some of his exotics. After they had taken out a few cars, including a Ferrari F-40 (an incredibly rare car), Ronald spied a car hoisted on a jack high above the other vehicles. He asked if he could take it for a spin, but Francois apparently laughed, denied Ronald’s request for a test-drive, and explained that the car had  seven miles on it. He went on to say that whenever he’s having a rough day at the hospital, he’ll put his easy chair a little ways away from the lift, sink into the chair, light up a Cuban, and just look at the car.

The story was told as a humorous little anecdote and no one really gave it a second thought after Ronald shared it. Everybody, including myself, just kind of chuckled and the conversation moved effortlessly on to the next car story.

But now I can’t stop thinking about that guy and his stress reliever.

Is that a demonstration of materialism? Or is that passion? Or is that possibly an obsession? Is that guy trying to fill a hole in himself that he can’t fill any other way? Is that normal? I don’t know.

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The New Day Job…A Bad Idea?

Day 54 | $31,450 paid | $59,267 till freedom

So I talked earlier about how the bonus (that I get in April/May but is decided in December) will probably be around $8k, but could be much lower or much higher–up to $15k after. It all depends on my performance, and to a larger extent than is probably right, my boss’s perception of me. At $8k, I would still have about a $5,500 shortfall to my $90k pay-off by the end of June. If it’s anything less than $8k, then that incredibly huge gap gets only bigger. If it’s higher than $8k, then the gap gets smaller.

I got a promotion a month or so ago, and officially moved into the new role two weeks ago. I was looking for a new job before I started NMHD because I wasn’t being challenged in my old product line management role any longer. So I got a new job, and it brought with it a 6% raise. However, it also brought with it a whole new set of challenges along with an extremely steep ramp.

In the old job, I would have probably gotten the high-end of the bonus I quoted earlier. I knew what I was doing, my boss loved me, my business partners loved me, and life was good. I worked eight hours a day. But I was bored as hell.

So I got a new job. Unfortunately, I don’t think my boss loves me, my business partners really don’t know me yet to make a judgment call, and I’ve been working eleven to twelve hours per day just to ramp. On the plus slide, I’m no longer bored and I’m  loving the new job. However, I think my $8k bonus is in jeopardy.

I won’t go into details because some of it could be considered inflammatory, and if my boss gets ahold of this blog, I could lose my job, which would be completely horrible and counter to what I’m trying to achieve here. So let’s just say that while I think my ramp in the new role is good, my boss said some things in my meeting with him at the end of the day yesterday that make me think he doesn’t have as quite a rosy view of my performance as I do. 

A very large part of me regrets getting a new job this close to the time when bonuses are determined. I found the new job before I started NMHD, when I was less concerned about money and bonuses and more concerned about job satisfaction. Looking back, I should have just sucked it up and stuck around my old job for the guaranteed pay-out. But that statement just goes to confirm that hindsight is always 20/20. Anyway, I’ll be doing everything in my power to change my boss’s perception of me within the next six to eight weeks, at which point he’ll be asked by HR to submit my bonus amount.

Off to Detroit
I’m heading to Detroit in thirty minutes for my cousin’s wedding. I’m expecting to spend $30 on parking and $55 on a gift and card total for this three-day, two-night trip. Gotta love getting sponsored by the parents!

(BTW, I bought the tickets for this trip before NMHD, which made it a sunk cost by the time I started my mission, so that’s why I’m going. Same goes for the reunion I had a few weeks ago, and same goes for next weekend’s wedding in Ashville.)

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Mothers Say the Darndest Things

Day 51 | $31,450 paid | $59,267 till freedom

Excerpts from a phone call with my mom on Sunday:

Mom: Are you dating anyone?
Me: Not really. I can’t really afford it.
Mom: Yeah, girls don’t like cheapskate guys.

Mom: Your grandma’s still really sharp.
Me: Oh, really?
Mom: Yeah, she reminded me about a picture she wanted me to bring her.
Me: Of what?
Mom: Me standing next to your dad’s Ferrari.
Me: And you forgot it?
Mom: Yeah–a  couple of pictures, actually. I went to my high school reunion last weekend and I brought a picture of you and Mary.
Me: To show them your kids?
Mom: Yeah, and because you went to Harvard and because your sister also got her MBA.
Me: Oh…
Mom: I’m really proud of you guys!
Me: Ah, okay. How does the Ferrari pic play into all of this?
Mom: Well, I brought that to the reunion, too.
Me: What? Why?
Mom: Because it’s a cool car and I was wearing a cute outfit.

Me: I paid, like, $350 to fly out to Detroit so I can go to <my cousin’s> wedding. Do I really have to get her a gift, too?
Mom: You’re a Harvard graduate and you have a great job. Yes, you have to get your cousin a gift.
Me: Yeah, but I’m cutting back in every single area of my life, and I think she should just appreciate the fact that I’m flying out to see her. 
Mom: You have to give her a gift.
Me: How much?
Mom: At least $50.

I’m intentionally not going to comment on these exchanges because any commentary I have would only lead to an argument between my mother and me.

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First Landscaping Job Post-Mortem

Day 49 | $31,450 paid | $59,267 till freedom

Before and After

 

  The Financials
Our first job is complete. We cleared out 650 square feet of sod, replaced it with mulch, planted ten plants, and installed some limestone borders and a flagstone path.We made $1,1110 in revenue. After direct material costs of $234, net income came to $864. We worked 10 hours on the first day and 2.5 hours on the second for a total of 12.5 hours, putting each of us at an hourly rate of $34. Not shabby.I will net $368 out of this first pay day because of some opex and capex that Michael funded out-of-pocket earlier, such as flyers, a pick-axe, and shovel.

The Job
Michael and I showed up at the house at 8:15 AM on Saturday for a a final review with Seema. In my rush to get out of the house on time, I completely forgot to print out the quote and the plans, so even though Seema knew how much the job was going to cost her, we didn’t have her signature on that number. We also didn’t have the exact end-product committed to memory–mostly due to its complexity–so we had to borrow Seema’s print-out for guidance. We looked completely unprofessional, like we were straight out of amateur hour.

We broke ground at 8:35 AM. Swinging the pick-axe into the ground to clear out the dead brown sod felt good. I finally had a second job where, relative to pedi-cabbing, I had more control over how much money I would make. On this particular job, there was plenty of work to do, and I controlled the pace.  And, unlike with the SAT prep tutoring gig, the upside on this job would be better than $25/hour.

The irrigation guy, Jake, showed up at 9:30. I let it slip to Jake that this was our first job, so he used that opportunity to tell us about his unexpected rise and tragic fall. He had dropped out of high-school, and when he was 20 or so, he started his own irrigation company. By the time he was 23, he had 75 people on his irrigation company’s payroll, and from there managed to put $1.2M in the bank by the time he was about 40.

While Jake was running his business, he had a practice of getting a new truck every six months and giving the old one away to his best salesman. One of the trucks he gave to a salesman was registered to Jake instead of to the business, so it wasn’t behind the “corporate shield” as Jake referred to it. Jake didn’t give any specifics, but before he could change the registration, the employee killed himself and four other people with the truck. The victims’ families went after Jake and took all of his assets. When we met him yesterday, he was working as a regular employee at a different irrigation company.

Jake was 52 and seemed bitter, but maybe not as much as I would have expected, and I told him something along those lines (albeit more eloquently and subtly). He replied, actually somewhat bitterly, that it had been ten years since he had lost all of his money, and he had already done his “fair share of roaming the desert.”

Later on, I told Jake that Michael was the brains behind our operations, and Michael replied back that he wasn’t the one with the Harvard MBA. Jake pointed at me and asked, “This guy has a Harvard MBA? I bet you can’t find a job, can you?” Later on, after Jake had left, Michael pointed out that Jake had enjoyed that question a little too much, and it seemed like he really wanted me to reply in the negative. I didn’t, though. I told Jake that I had a great job, made great money, but I was just doing this on the side to pay down some college debt early. He didn’t have much to say after that.

As Jake was wrapping up, he asked us to take 30 minutes off so he could test the sprinklers out. It was about 11:30 at this point, and as Michael and I stepped away from the yard, we realized that the five-hour estimate of the job was completely off. We still had a lot of sod to clear out, and we hadn’t even started thinking about the mulch.

We used the time off to go pick up mulch and rocks, an extra shovel, and lunch.

Our errands took an hour, and when we got back, we had the yard to ourselves. An hour into the afternoon’s work, I glanced at my watch and begged for time to slow down. The moment reminded me of when I was a carpenter during college summers, making about $12/hour. I would look at my watch and wonder how in the world time could move so slowly. Yesterday, however, I was looking at my watch and wondering how time could move so quickly. Being on somebody else’s payroll versus my own is a completely different mentality.

Time was moving so quickly that I had to reschedule the quote I had committed to giving at 5 PM. The customer, Simon, was understanding, and we rescheduled to 10 AM the next day, Sunday. I felt bad having to flake like that, but Michael and I agreed we needed both of us on-site–at 5:00, we thought we still had a fighting chance of completely finishing the job in one day.

We had put up some flyer’s on Michael’s truck and rented trailer earlier in the day, and a couple of neighbors showed some interest. The neighbor from two doors down drove past the house, then backed up to our yard, complimented us on a job well done, and asked for a business card. We didn’t have any of those, yet, so we gave her a flyer instead. A neighbor, Tyler, who lives across the street and a few doors down, was on an evening walk with his wife and stopped by to check out our work. Seema was out in the yard during their visit and she told them repeatedly, “These guys are good.” He asked for a flyer and then resumed his walk. A minute later, he came back and asked us to come by his house the next day to quote a project.

As the sun set and dusk set in at 7 PM, I thanked my lucky stars that Seem’s house was not equipped with outdoor floodlights. I work out five days a week, lifting weights and running, and I had always thought I was a “strong young pup” (Napoleon Dynamite). Well, at about 6 PM, I started hitting a wall. It wasn’t my legs or arms, so much, but my lower back. Driving a pick-axe into the earth, raking heavy dirt and clay off the yard, shoveling mulch and dirt, making countless trips with the wheelbarrow delivering mulch–it all took a heavy toll on my body, and by the time I left the site, I was walking hunched over. The day had been pleasant, but with a high of 87, it was a tad hot. Throughout the day I consumed over three gallons of water.

I managed to fight a good fight against the wall I had mentally and physiologically butted up against until the sun was completely down at 7 PM. The “only” thing left for the morning was to remove an enormous amount of sod and dirt in the middle of the driveway and put a few finishing touches on the yard.

I stopped for gas on my way home, and while I typically stand by my car to pump gas, last night was an exception. I put the pump on auto and collapsed onto the the curb while the fuel flowed.

I started Saturday morning with every intention of going out that night and making up for my Friday night absence, but I was way too tired, and anyway, we had to be back on the job at 8 the next morning. So I took a shower, ate a couple of TV dinners while watching an episode of Modern Family on Hulu, and got into bed at around 10. I was dead tired, without a single ounce of energy left, but my back hurt so badly that I couldn’t fall asleep. I finally dozed off, but at around 2 AM, I woke up and it felt like my hands–which had been wrapped around a pick-axe, shovel, rake, and wheelbarrow handles all day long–were swollen and felt like they were on fire.

I woke up again around 6:45 AM. As I lay in bed with only a few minutes to go before my alarm clock went off, all I  could think about was the huge pile of dirt on the driveway that would require 25 to 30 trips via wheelbarrow to Seema’s backyard for dumping. I really didn’t know how I was going to do it–my back was still aching. Then I remembered the bottle of Advil I had in my bathroom. I ate some breakfast, popped a couple of Advil, and went back to the site.

The Advil kicked in and worked some magic on my broken body. While Michael detailed the landscaping and hauled off excess rocks to the backyard, I devoured the dirt pile.

We took a break at 9:50 to meet with Simon. While Seema had been extremely prescriptive in her design plans, Simon was the complete opposite. When we asked him what he wanted, he said he didn’t really know, and that we should “pretend this is our house,” which he qualified later by saying, “I want it done right.” I asked him to give us a price range to help focus our vision, but he declined. We could easily give him a $5k quote,  but I don’t want to give the guy sticker shock.

This creative stuff intimidates me. I don’t have an eye for design at all, but Michael does since he’s been landscaping his own yard for five years, bit by bit. While he didn’t really have any genius ideas at the time of the interview, I have no doubt that he’ll come up with some very creative ideas once he sits down and thinks about it for awhile. At one point, Simon took us to the side of his house and asked straight-up for some thoughts. I immediately looked at Michael, hoping he had something in his back pocket. Crickets. I then blurted out that a flagstone pathway might make sense–it seemed like the right thing to say. Michael later validated the statement when told me how happy he was that I had come up with that idea on the spot since it seemed to buy us some credibility. Score one for the noob.

Simon took us to his backyard, and while Michael and I were contemplating a flower bed stretching the length of the backyard, he asked us how long we had been in business. I have a nasty habit of being way too honest, and I told the guy one month. He looked surprised, and asked us how long we had been in the industry. Michael replied back that he had been doing it for five years, and I made up a white lie and said that I had been doing it for a couple of years. I mean,  lawnmowing  counts, right? Michael piggy-backed onto my statement by saying that I jumped into it “hardcore” a couple of years ago. So much for white lies…

While we were talking with Simon, he told us that landscapers need to have a “passion” for landscaping. That was a provocative statement, and it made me wonder whether I have a passion for this stuff or not. I definitely think a landscaped yard looks better than a yard with grass only, but I don’t know that I’m passionate about that opinion. Michael, on the other hand, definitely is. I think that’s why he’s doing this job even though he doesn’t need the money and has a wife and child who missed him this past weekend.

We left the interview with Simon promising him some designs and price tags, then we went back to Seema’s and finished up around noon. She wrote us a check and thanked us for all of hard work. We encouraged her to tell her friends and neighbors about us, and she said she definitely would. She seemed genuinely happy with our work, and that was a great feeling. I also got a great feeling when I turned around to look at the yard for a big-picture view as we were walking away. It really did look very decent.

We then walked across the street to meet with Tyler, who fell somewhere in between Seema and Simon in terms of direction. He knew at a 50,000-foot level what he wanted, but was open to suggestions on specifics.

When we showed up at Tyler’s house, his mother-in-law who was visiting from San Antonio told Michael and me that we looked like a couple of male models rather than landscapers. I wanted to tell her, “If you only knew…”

I think she might have been drinking.

Anyway, we took measurements and pics at both sites, so now it’s a matter of getting creative. The next two weekends for me are wedding weekends in Detroit and Ashville, so the business will be on hold for a couple of weeks. When I do get back, however, I’ll be fully committed for the rest of NMHD since I won’t be paying for any more weekend trips, excluding Christmas, going forward.

Final Thoughts
All in all, this was a decent weekend, and I think this venture is sustainable as long as we can keep the pipeline full. I’m not used to going to bed at 10 or 11 on weekend nights and waking up at 7 AM on weekend mornings, so from an entertainment standpoint, the weekend was definitely lacking. However, it was great to fully experience such a beautiful Saturday from sun up to sun down, and I also got in some monster exercise–my core is going to be insane after a few more weekends like this. It also felt good to work with my hands again.

That being said, I think we might need to raise prices. I’d be happy if we could get to an hourly rate of $45 rather than $35.

We can also stand to gain some efficiencies in certain areas of the business. If the only time we can quote is on the weekends when we are also staffed on actual jobs, then we have to find a way for one person to do quotes while another person keeps working. We also don’t need to pick up materials together, like we did on Saturday–although that was an odd situation to begin with since we couldn’t work at all due to the irrigation work. The bottom line is that we both need to be 100% utilized so we can make the most out of our time. Afer all, time is money.

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Too Tired for Words

Day 48 | $31,450 paid | $59,267 till freedom

The Seema job was today. It’s going to take a lot longer than the five hours Michael predicted.

I’m going to bed. Will update tomorrow.

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We Have Our First Landscaping Customer!

Day 47 | $31,450 paid | $59,267 till freedom

Great news! We landed our first customer! Seema has hired us to landscape her front yard for $1000 even. The price came to $1050, she asked for $50 off, and Michael gave it to her. It’s pretty amazing that our first quote turned into an actual job.

The final price came in higher than the original quote because Michael was able to upsell her on some limestone edging. Materials and trailer rental will come to $300, so we’ll net $700, or $350 each. Michael thinks we can do the job in only five hours, so we’ll make $70/hour. To put that in perspective, $50/hour is roughly what I make at my full-time job, assuming a 40-hour work week.

I got the news from Michael last night while I was at a supplier-sponsored event downtown. I had told him to call me if there were any developments on the Seema job, and I got his call at around 9 PM. The supplier had hooked up an open bar, the alcohol was flowing, the music was bumping, and Michael called me to tell me the good news. I had to find a quiet place in the bar, which was easier said than done, and when I finally could hear what he had to say, I literally got misty-eyed.

It might have just been the alcohol that brought on the wave of emotion, but I think it was primarily due to a feeling of “freaking finally.” Just thinking about all the misses along the way–unanswered cover letters written for jobs I was over-qualified for, the pedi-cabbing failure, SAT prep tutoring, porn solicitations while looking for an honest spokesperson gig–and then hitting this job…it was a very powerful moment.

The job is tomorrow.

More Customers Already?
Michael also mentioned during our call that another person had called his wife’s phone (our “receptionist”) requesting a quote. I’m giving Michael a break and taking on the sales role for this job. When I called the potential customer, Kristina, she told me she had found out about us from a flyer she saw in her neighborhood. So maybe the flyers weren’t a complete waste of time and money after all.

We’re going to quote her tomorrow after the landscaping job.

A reader has also requested a quote from us. On the one hand, I’m very excited about the opportunity, but on the other hand, I want to remain anonymous, so I’m not exactly sure how to approach this. Money vs. anonymity…it’s a worthy face-off.

Focus
It’s 10:15 right now. I just got back from The Park @ The Domain where I was catching up with friends and winding down after a long week of work. It was about 80 degrees outside, perfect weather for enjoying a Sprite with flask vodka out on the patio with buds. I had to bail out early so I could come home, eat dinner, and go to bed. My friends are still there, drinking and having a good time while I type this up. It wasn’t easy to say goodnight, but unlike them, I have work tomorrow.

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Anxiously Awaiting on a Potential Client

Day 45 | $31,450 paid | $59,267 till freedom

Things have taken a turn for the better with the landscaping business, and Michael and I are anxiously waiting to see if our first potential client will accept our quote and become our first actual client.

My fingers are tightly crossed because I’ve stopped looking for a second job. This is it. This has to work.

For awhile, it looked like getting calls from customers was going to be an impossible challenge. Michael and I put up colored flyers all over his neighborhood and mine a few weekends ago, and even though the informational and attention-getting flyers listed both the company’s URL and phone number, we barely saw the needle move on site visits, nor did we get any phone calls. We were feeling extremely frustrated and didn’t know how else to drum up business, short of going door-to-door selling ourselves, which we were loath to do.

The thing is, we’re corporate boys. When I launched a product as a product line manager a few months ago, I didn’t have to do any marketing myself. The company I work for executes multi-million dollar marketing campaigns and gets millions of visits a day on its website. The marketing is already there, so the demand for the product is basically built-in, and I don’t have to worry about demand generation too much. As long as the product is good, it’ll sell. In other words, build a good product, and because of Marketing’s efforts, they will come.

Despite managing a product line that brings in hundreds of millions of dollars of top-line per year and Michael managing billions of dollars of inventory in his supply chain job, we didn’t have a clue how to generate demand for our little landscaping business.

We’re not in Kansas anymore. There is no brand recognition and there are no multi-million dollar marketing campaigns. It’s just a couple of dudes and a site we built ourselves on a domain name we reserved for 25 bucks.

Then we had a buddy offer to talk us up in his neighborhood listserv where xersicaping had just become a hot topic. I told him sure, please go ahead, but I didn’t think much would come of it. Then out of nowhere, bingo! We got a phone call from Seema, a woman who lives in his neighborhood. It just goes to show you that people really do hire services like ours based on word of mouth, and not on generic, untargeted marketing vehicles like flyers.

Anyway, per my post on 10/6, Michael went to Seema’s house to check it out.  I was in Ann Arbor when she called, so I couldn’t join him. After meeting Michael, she asked us for a quote, but didn’t want it unless it included irrigation work, which we won’t touch due to the associated liability and complexity. I tried to subcontract an irrigation company, but because of the drought Austin is currently experiencing, all the irrigation businesses were completely overbooked and not interested in being a sub.

Michael and I were sure we had lost Seema as a potential client when a week went by and we still didn’t have line of sight to getting her an irrigation quote. However, quite the opposite was true. Seema apparently still felt good about us because after we explained the situation to her, she contacted the company that had installed her sprinklers in the first place to get a quote from them. She emailed us yesterday and told us that she got an acceptable quote from her irrigation guy, he’s coming to do the work on Saturday morning, and would we place provide her with our quote for the rest of the job?

Michael and I were on cloud 9. We had a conference call last night at 11:30 PM–it’s the only time we both had free–nailed down the quote, and then he sent it over. Since Michael was the one who went to the customer’s site while I was in Ann Arbor, he has been the only one communicating with her during this entire process; we wanted to give Seema a single face for our company so she didn’t feel like a number.

The quote was for 600 square feet of turf  to be removed in a fairly intricate pattern and replaced by mulch. We charged her wholesale on the materials, and we are looking to make money on the labor only. The total job came out to $890, profit of $616 split two ways, so $308 each. We estimated it would take 16 labor hours or 8 hours each, so that comes out to $38 per hour before taxes. In other words, we can show up at the house at 8 AM on Saturday, get a good work-out in under the sun, beautify the neighborhood, swap some stories, tell some jokes, and leave at 4 PM with $306 in each of our pockets.

So now we’re waiting for Seema’s response. Michael sent the quote out this morning, and roughly 12 hours have elapsed so far.

I’m stoked. I’m just hoping she’ll come back with a positive response. Michael and I went back and forth on whether the quote was reasonable or not, and based on the one quote we were able to get from another landscaping company when we were doing our competitive analysis (we tried to get more but couldn’t), we convinced ourselves that yes, it’s extremely reasonable, and that other  companies would probably charge her $2,500+.

Disruptive Innovation: The  Theory Behind Our Landscaping Business

I think Clay Christensen, the man behind the theory of “Disruptive Innovation,” would be proud of us. Or if not proud, he’d at least understand what we’re trying to do. I took his class during my second year at HBS, and his theory is that as businesses evolve and grow, they naturally look for bigger and bigger revenue and profit opportunities, primarily due to the law of large numbers. In order for, let’s say, a landscaping business that makes $100k in revenue in Year 1 to grow by 20% in Year 2, it must sell exactly as much in Year 2 as it did in Year 1, plus another $20k. Let’s call the landscaping company Blockbuster. How’s Blockbuster going to get find that extra $20k? By doing a lot of small little residential jobs? No, it’s going to go after huge commercial jobs because those will be more impactful to the P&L if it can find them.

In shifting its focus, however, Blockbuster has to develop new skills, and get more sophisticated, because many commercial jobs will require bigger and more powerful lawnmowers, for example, or high-end masonry skills, or fountain installation skills, etc. Buying this new equipment and hiring skilled labor costs money–those new lawnmowers bring on a ton of overhead, and the wage of somebody qualified to install a fountain is certainly higher than somebody who just plants bushes under the “little residential” model. So now Blockbuster finds that it basically has to take on commercial jobs and only the biggest residential jobs because it can’t waste time and resources on the little jobs that it would have charged $500 to $2k each. That $500 job, after direct labor and material costs, won’t even put a dent in the overhead of Blockbuster’s lawnmowers. And because Blockbuster’s going after bigger jobs, it probably has an office and staff now–at least a receptionist–and it might have even paid serious cash for a professional website, too, so that it looks legit. So the cost Blockbuster charges on the new jobs not only must pay for the direct material and labor, it must also fund the equipment and other overhead. Whatever’s left goes into Blockbuster’s owner’s pocket as profit, or salary. And since this is his one and only job, it has be enough to sustain him and his lifestyle.

So now Blockbuster is going to focus only on the big jobs, and in doing so, it’s forced to cede the low-end market of smaller jobs. And if it doesn’t cede them outright, it won’t charge customers in that particular market very reasonable prices like it might have before it loaded up on expensive overhead and skilled labor, either–its new cost structure simply won’t allow for it.

And that’s where Michael and I step in.

Our business is streamlined, focused, and lean. We don’t have a receptionist–it’s Michael’s wife. We don’t have an office–it’s our  houses. We don’t advertise (anymore)–we rely on word of mouth and we’ll have a referral bonus policy and we’ll visit the houses that neighbor our customer sites to spread the word. We don’t have a professional site–we paid $25 for a domain name and I built the site. We’re not using high-end equipment, we’re using the stuff that’s already in our garages. We don’t have a Ford F250 and trailer, we’re renting a trailer for $25 and pulling it with Michael’s Tahoe. Masonry skills? Fountain installations? We don’t have ‘em because we won’t touch that kind of work.

We are the Redbox to the Blockbuster of landscaping companies. It turns out that a lot of customers are okay with paying only $1 instead of $5 to rent a DVD, and would rather pocket the $4 instead of having a jinormous selection of videos, a real live person to help them out, the option to buy candy and popcorn, climate control, and touching and feeling the DVD cases. And slowly but surely, Redbox, through its innovation, is disrupting the hell out of Blockbuster with its low cost structure and lean business model.

So as high-end companies like Ecotopes charge their prices to xeriscape a yard, we’ll charge ours. Because we don’t need to make COGS and overhead and salary. We just have to fund our direct costs and make sure there’s a little left over for our pockets.

Surely, we are not for everyone. We are for people who want a xeriscaping job that’s “good enough.” We are for people who shop for their landscaper like Redbox customers rent their DVDs. You’ll never find us xeriscaping a yard in a gated community full of mcmansions. But will we be in the Circle C’s and Scofield Farms and Pioneer Crossings and Wells Branches of Austin? Absolutely.

We just need to get our foot in the door. Hopefully Seema will give us the nod.

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Pit Crew

Day 44 | $31,450 paid | $59,267 till freedom

I’ve been subconsciously wearing the same pair of contact lenses for a month and a half now, and I think that’s because I don’t want to pay for an eye exam and a new year supply of lenses before July. I bought the current supply at the beginning of May and it cost me $225 from webeyestore.com, and that’s a chunk of change I’d rather not part with during NMHD. 

I should have only 15 pairs of lenses left (29 weeks till May), but thanks to my conservation efforts, I have 18 pairs remaining, or enough to last me 36 weeks. That still won’t get me to the end of June, so when I replace the current pair, I’ll need to double the next pair’s life to about four weeks.

I feel like I’m the fuel guy in a Formula 1 or Nascar pit crew. As a race car driver gets close to finishing a race, his pit crew is extremely careful about how much fuel they put in the car during his final pit stop. Too much fuel, and the car is penalized with excessive weight that will slow him down during the final crucial laps where he’s fighting for a position. Not enough fuel, and he’ll run out of gas or have to come in for a time-sucking pit stop.

Likewise, I’m trying to make things last as long as possible, but not to the point where it has a seriously negative impact on my life. The  rear tires on my car that should probably be replaced, my work shoes that have seen much better days, my motorcycle bar grips that are shedding rubber, and now my contact lenses…stretching things out to the full extent of their useful lives–and potentially beyond–just so I can cross the finish line at the end of June running on fumes.

John’s Moving
My roommate John is moving out at the end of November. That sucks. His original plan was to come work in Austin, rent a room out of a house, and leave his family behind in Colorado to sell their house. He was fully expecting to stay here through June because that’s how long he expected it to take to sell his house. However, his house went under contract four days after he listed it. Then he made a Crazy Eddie offer on a house here in Austin that actually got accepted, so he’s peacing out in a month and a half.

I’m pretty frustrated. He’s the ideal roommate–mature, friendly, funny, clean, interested without being nosy, quiet, conscientious–so it’ll suck to see him go. I was hoping that that particular incremental revenue stream was on cruise control, but clearly that’s not the case. I’ll probably start interviewing for a roommate in the middle of November.

I’ll keep the interviewing process open to girls, but with the clear caveat that they shouldn’t bother applying unless they are definitely cleaner than the average guy. Shame on me for assuming all girls are cleaner than guys, which was the main reason for letting Sarah stay her. She was the exception to what I thought was a rule, so now my guard’s up. On the positive side, Sarah has done a 180 and so far, I’m happy to report, she’s sustained it! Even when she had a friend visit for the weekend, they both picked up after themselves.

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